holaitse:

The “IT” fandom when we all saw Jaeden and Finn post adult Bill and Richie

thelosversclubs:

“Wait, can only virgins see this stuff? Is that why I’m not seeing this shit?” — Richie Tozier

ace-feminist:

Reblog if you are bi, support bi people, or you like cake

meowitch666:

speedygal:

kedreeva:

lxauxrxexn:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

jumpingjacktrash:

howtocan:

Baby bird season is incoming and I’d like to remind everyone that birds do not have a significant sense of smell. Bird parents will not reject birdlets because you have handled them.

If you see smol birbs with few or no feathers on the ground, you can safely put them back into their nest, bird parents will still care for them.

If you see smol birbs with some or most feathers on the ground, please leave them there, as bird parents are probably nearby watching and feeding.

nakey bird = accidentally fell out, is cold and scared, put back in nest! if you can’t reach the nest, try to put it on a wide branch or fork so predators can’t get at it as easily.

scruffy feather bird = starting to try the fly thing, not very good at it. only put in nest/branch if predators abound, i.e. you have four outdoor cats and they’re licking their chops.

fluffy feather bird = smol fly guy! do nothing. can probably get away from predators and will flip its shit if you pick it up.

Reblogging this because I’d always heard the ‘Don’t touch a distressed bird its mom will reject it’ thing treated as fact before now, I didn’t realise it wasn’t true…

It’s confirmed that the oil from human hands will make bird feathers fall off so please if you have to touch the bird be careful and put it to its home

I have no idea where you heard this myth, but it is not true at all… There is no component in a human’s skin oil that will cause feathers to fall off of a bird at any life stage. The oil may stay on the feather until the bird cleans it off, but feathers are actually attached under their skin very strongly and are not going to suffer harm from being touched. I say this as someone who has raised hundreds of fowl and several baby wild birds over the last two decades.

Baby birds are always anxious and will try to squirm out of your hands. MOVE QUICKLY WITH THEM.

SAVE THE BIRBS

tinysaurus-rex:

thehobbutts:

thehobbutts:

thehobbutts:

thehobbutts:

thehobbutts:

these are colorblind glasses. im about to take a walk around the neighborhood and experience colors like normal people. wish me luck, updates to come.

the trees. holy shit the trees. theyre different colors. like, a million different colors

grass….. it looks so soft… so green…

after laying in the grass for about an hour staring at the autumn leaves and laughing at how blue the sky is, i have some insight to share:

why the fuck do you people buy red cars like i had no idea how bright and obnoxious they looked

there are BERRIES on the trees. like bright red. id never noticed them because they blended in. a new problem has arisen now: how the fuck do you people keep yourselves from trying to eat them they’re so tempting looking

the fallen leaves are so beautiful and colorful and you all are heathens for stepping on them just to hear the crunchy sound they make

rainbows. let me tell you about rainbows. i see rainbows as various shades of brown and yellow, plus some blue. vaguely purple.

a few days ago, i saw a rainbow in these glasses. it had just finished raining and then the sun came out, and my friend and i scrambled out the door.

i saw green. red. orange. real, actual violet.

i cried. i cried so hard. i saw every color - something i never thought would happen in my life. imagine living your life without knowing something so beautiful exists, and all of a sudden it appears before your eyes. theres no way to prepare for it. the rainbow only lasted for five minutes before it disappeared, but every with second i stood there i became more amazed at how beautiful this world actually is, i just had no idea.

This is so pure

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

legitimatelala:

signlesstheredbloodedtroll:

toriana2nice:

toriana2nice:

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

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Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

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😨

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Words to replace said, except this actually helps

poison-apple-prompts:

wri-ting-prompts:

newtts-scamander:

nichelle-my-belle:

imagines–assemble:

msocasey:

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

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GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY
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FOR SOMEONE ELSE
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LOUD
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LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL
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ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT
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NERVOUS TRAINWRECK
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SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER
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WEAK PUSY
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WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED
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BRUH, CHILL
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ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG
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LISTEN BUDDY
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BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME
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TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS
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WASN’T ME
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EVIL SMARTASS
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SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME
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I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER
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I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM
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OH, YEAH, WHOOPS
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SURPRISE BITCH
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IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD
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BITCHY
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reblog to save a writer 

excellent resource

THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY LAZY ASS TUMBLR

#Goals

Most definitely needs a reblog!

tomhicons:

tom holland on harrison’s instagram stories (march 15th 2018)

icons by @tomharvel

like/reblog if you save/use

kerfufflies:

actuallyhiding:

The Love, Simon trailer but instead of Simon writing “dear blue, I’m just like you” he goes “bitch me too. the fuck”

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tag-urselfz:

tag urself I’m Taco Smell

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